February 2012
37 posts
Feb 23rd
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I was going to wear lipstick today but then I...
CRISIS AVERTED. 
Feb 22nd
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GLEE
DAMMIT DAMMIT  DAMMIT  DAMMIT  DAMMIT.  I WISH ALL OF THE WRITERS WOULD GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT INSTEAD THIS PLOT IS SO STUPID. 
Feb 22nd
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“OH SHIT IT’S A SPIIIDDEEEEEEEERRR!! SAAAALLY!!...”
– Ellen saw a spider. 
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR ON THIS
    I WILL MARRY THIS WOMAN SOMEDAY. I MEAN IT.  AND IF YOU DON’T SUPPORT OUR DECISION CONSIDER YOURSELF UNINVITED TO THE WEDDING WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE YOU WOULD’VE LOOKED REALLY PRETTY IN A BRIDESMAID DRESS QUINN.  BUT SERIOUSLY. 
Feb 21st
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“It is the height of irony that women are valued for our looks, encouraged to...”
– Greta Christina (via feminishblog)
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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OH, SO NOW I EXIST, DO I?  JERK. 
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Today I got up at four.  Because I have to work at six.  And there’s a swim tournament across the street this weekend so it’s going to be insanely fucking busy.  And I work until two.  And I work the same hours tomorrow.  HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG.  BUT I don’t have any classes on Monday or Tuesday so YAY A WEEKEND. 
Feb 18th
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Today I ate an entire can of black beans.   
Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via muddlet)
Feb 16th
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ListenA-Herp-Derp-Derpin’ with Logic Pro for my...
Feb 15th
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HELP I CAN'T STOP REBLOGGING AMBER.
bboingbboing:
Feb 15th
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There seems to be a pretty narrow range of subjects I post about on Tumblr:  - Feminism - Something I’m angry about. - K-pop  - Cartoons  - Any combinations of the above.  Also, CAPS LOCK.  At least I’m consistent. 
Feb 15th
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wingzeldacustom: feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in a pit of my most passionate feelings wait… LOL FOREVER. 
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Ten Reasons Why You Should Never Accept a Diamond... →
machistado: 1. You’ve Been Psychologically Conditioned To Want a Diamond The diamond engagement ring is a 63-year-old invention of N.W.Ayer advertising agency. The De Beers diamond cartel contracted N.W.Ayer to create a demand for what are, essentially, useless hunks of rock. 2. Diamonds are Priced Well Above Their Value The De Beers cartel has systematically held diamond prices at levels far...
Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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LOVEGAME: ADJOURNED.
It is not MY JOB alone to cultivate our friendship, so I’m not going to fucking do it anymore. Since August I have pretty much been the ONLY ONE OF US WHO ATTEMPTS COMMUNICATION AT ALL, except for your occasional worthless small-talk tripe such as “I had a pumpkin Blizzard today OMG.” It is also not okay to come home for winter break and follow up this lack of interaction by...
Feb 12th
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My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Fills Me With...
Like a lot of people , I am sick and fucking tired of entertainment for young girls encouraging such a disgustingly narrow range of activities. Toys for girls emphasize little more than physical appearance and social acceptance, or domestic roles. We want little girls to learn to take care of a doll, look like a doll, and cook some fucking dinner. ALSO, PINK. A little girl can’t tolerate...
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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This Dumbass in One of My Classes:
“I have this special relationship with my car that women can’t seem to understand.”  UH, PROBABLY BECAUSE ANTHROPOMORPHISING CARS IS STUPID.  ALSO, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT YOU NAMED YOUR GUITARS, SO SHUT UP. 
Feb 8th
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feminist historian: Why the friendzone is bullshit... →
angels-and-angles: As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is… “When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest… BRAVO. NO, BRAVISSIMO. COME GET YOUR TROPHY. 
Feb 7th
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WILD FOLLOWERS APPEARED!
So, I wrote this silly feminist piece about Taylor Swift and then SUDDENLY IT EXPLODED AND HAS BEEN SCATTERED TO THE FURTHEST REACHES OF TUMBLR-LAND AND HAS APPEARED ON THE DASHBOARDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHOM I DO NOT KNOW AND I LITERALLY GAINED MORE THAN SIXTY FOLLOWERS OVERNIGHT. I am astounded. Actually, that’s an understatement. PANTS WERE PEED. THIS IS MADNESS.  I AM JUST SO...
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Today Was Like
Feb 6th
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Ellen Badger's Love Advice
Me: Ellen, you have to help me think of a way to engage this boy.
Ellen: Take your clothes off. That'll "engage" him.
(Later)
Me: I'm thinking of putting something on the table for Valentine's Day, too...
Ellen: Your body.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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This Is How I Cook Now
Something savory:  “I should add SPINACH!!!”  Something sweet:  “This needs PEANUT BUTTER!!!”  Not exaggerating. 
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
24 posts
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Taylor Swift Is a Slut-Shaming Purity Princess
Dear Taylor Swift, I’m sorry that the boy who is undoubtedly your eternal soul mate is dating Satan and not you. What does this boy see in a girl who wears high heels, short skirts, and is the cheer captain? Doesn’t he know that those are warning signs of a morally depraved female? Clearly you, a glasses-wearing, socially outcast, real teenage girl who presents herself modestly, are...
Jan 31st
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SALLY USED “CHARM”! IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.  OH WELL I’LL TRY SOMETHING ELSE. 
Jan 26th
HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
THIS MORNING I RAN SIX MILES AND DRANK ENOUGH COFFEE TO FUEL A SMALL CAR SO NOW I’M GOING TO GO PUT ON A PRETTY DRESS AND TRY TO IMPRESS A CUTE BOY WITH BAKED GOODS.  YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. 
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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tales of symphonia
ellenbadger: fremdegeige: the story of how eight men and women from the ages of 12 to 4000 become emotionally and physically dependent on a seventeen-year-old boy who can’t remember his multiplication tables it’s actually ages 12 to 4027. Yeah, I care way too much about this game… NO SHAME ELLENBADGERRRRR YEAH WELL IT WORKED THE WORLD GOT SAVED.  I also care way to much about this...
Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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“ELLEN BADGER DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BEING CUTE OR SHOVELING BUT I CARE...”
– ELLEN BADGER AND THE TRUTH ABOUT THE UNIVERSE. 
Jan 23rd
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I HAD TO.  →
APPLEJACK IS BEST PONY. AND I DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO GET HER AS A RESULT. 
Jan 22nd
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“I don’t think I’m going to hyphenate my name when I get married....”
– Ellen Corbett, delusional. 
Jan 22nd
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"WAIT, IS APPLEJACK A PROSTITUTE NOW?!"
For a moment I forgot this is a children’s show. When Applejack’s friends find her in Dodge Junction and she refuses to come back to Ponyville, and they meet “Cherry Jubilee, boss of Cherry-O Ranch”, I thought FOR SURE she was the madame of a brothel who had picked up Applejack to work for her when she failed at the Equestria Rodeo and that was why Applejack seemed to be...
Jan 22nd
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It is not at all rational to get this emotional...
Jan 22nd
More Lioness Rage
My Concert Recording and Live Sound Reinforcement class requires a fair amount of lifting heavy shit, such as speakers, boxes full of cables, and the like.  I am the only girl in my class. Everyone encourages me to carry the lighter stuff.  EXCUSE ME.  Maybe I’m not as strong as some of these large, adult males, but I am CERTAINLY more useful than that scrawny fuck in the South Park shirt...
Jan 19th
Jan 16th
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